this is how i live. i like it.

this is what i do when i get bored OR happy marriage sam

my friday has been full of penis cakes and babysitting.

not done at the same time, of course.

but still.

pretty nifty. if anyone ever needs a penis pan. you know who to hit up.

holla!

((you have to admit that this is pretty awesome-even if it is kinda gross. i'm just a crafty person i guess. pay attention to the border detail. rml.))

via kakiekakie

via dallasclayton

i just peed a little

joe's jeans came out with a line of jean leggings.

i can't breathe.

now i jus have to narrow down from the 27 styles which ones i wanna get the mostest. but they're all just so cute.

i like when bananas wear top hats. and have beady little eyes. and i like that it's almost the weekend.

I believe in manicures. I believe in overdressing. I believe in primping at leisure and wearing lipstick. I believe in pink. I believe that love is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.
{audrey heburn}

via everythingfab

Don't follow your dreams, hunt them down. Stalk that motherf#$ker until you get it. If I want something, I go get it. Don't listen to people who tell you that you can't do things.

i slipped in the hall today at school, like completely fell down on the ground.

not really, i just like this picture/song/the fact that it is friday.

i want to be this person.

i want to be walking down the street in NYC.

i want to have a big black cloak draped around my head.

i want to be wearing bluish-grey tights and a black raffia dress.

i want to be wearing those christian louboutins.

i wouldn't even mind that it's snowing.

((i got this from one of my favorite blogs))

surprise.

i have a visitor in the library with me today. presh.

((austin didn't want to take a picture, but i insisted. maybe that's why he looks so funny))

so i just found my 'celebrity look alike' on a website.

it's bad that the person with the highest resemblance to me was ashton kutcher, right? or should i be flattered?

obligatory self-portrait in the library

mine hair smells like chlorine, but i'm not gonna wash it cause i'm going swimming again tonight. shoot.

food for thought.

had to leave @ 6:30 to come to school today.

so tired.

ate fritos and drank a bottle of root beer on the way.

((is that gross so early in the morning?))

fell asleep for 10 minutes in mine care. cause i was early.

so tired.

i'm gonna be sleeping in t-minus 2 hours.

don't even try to wake me up

((unless your name is austin and you have a story for me. then it's okay))

something worth thinking about.

and finally...

i love this website. it's just so cute.

distracted

this bottle is keeping me from studying bad words. wait...should that be a good thing?

no. no it's not.

oh em gee

a girl in my class just told me that the mean on her engineering test was 26. and the teacher was happy about it. ((as in higher than he expected)) whoa.

i've been thinkin about this. and it works.

stuff i've consumed today in no particular order

1 raspberry/chocolate yogurt parfait

1 chocolate boost

1 container of black berries

2 big carrots

4 full-sized celery sticks

1/2 yellow pepper

a few green beans

1 cup peaches

1 caprisun

1 heart shaped chocolate

keep in mind it's only 12. holy crap.

umm. i look like this all the time when i go running.

cool huh?

and yes...i had to push the picture button, run and then pose.

it's nice to see every person who passes by turn their head to look cause my pants are just that awesome.

look guys, i'm blahgeen via text!

but i just can't focus when the sign language translator is sitting in front of me in class.

idk if you can tell, but it's snowing.

but i KNOW you can tell how bad the wrinkles are on my forehead.

it's been a long week.

tgif.

now the fun really begins. boom!

every time i watch the notebook i am reminded how much i like this poem

Continuities

Nothing is ever really lost, or can be lost,
No birth, identity, form--no object of the world.
Nor life, nor force, nor any visible thing;
Appearance must not foil, nor shifted sphere confuse thy brain.
Ample are time and space--ample the fields of Nature.
The body, sluggish, aged, cold--the embers left from earlier fires,
The light in the eye grown dim, shall duly flame again;
The sun now low in the west rises for mornings and for noons continual;
To frozen clods ever the spring's invisible law returns,
With grass and flowers and summer fruits and corn.

-Walt Whitman

yeah. i bought these. can't wait for em to come in 2-15 days.

look at em here.

i just got spanked by my chemistry quiz. not a good thing folks, not a good thing.

baby it's cold outside.

happy february.

can this week just be over already.

like for reals?

fuhhhhhh.

background: i always take a lot of fruits, vegetables and other snacks to school with me to eat during class/breaks.

relevance: i brought a cup of peach chunks (gross word) to eat during a break today. when i opened the container (peel off lid) the syrup went everywhere (contents under pressure) it got all over the table and all over my pants. um. peach syrup smells disgusting. so my pant leg, in turn, smells disgusting. and i had no paper towels to wipe up the table with so i had to use a glove. so now...my glove also smells disgusting.

conclusion: open peaches away from self. who cares if gross syrup gets on the carpet, at least the smell won't be on my pants all day. bring paper towels. wash gloves/pants asap.

from what has happened thus far, it looks like today is gonna be a good day. eff you monday. eff you.